Ten 80s song lyrics that just don’t make sense

We shouldn’t rely on 80s songwriters for geography, science or love life advice

I was happily making a roast dinner the other day and Alexa was blasting out 80s tunes in order to keep me entertained, when for some reason my ear picked out a lyric from Jermaine Stewart’s “We don’t have to take our clothes off”.

What sort of a woman would fall for this:

We could dance and party all night — all night, we could dance all night
And drink some cherry…