Making The Most Of Meeting Your Dream Celebrity

Or in my case, not

I’ve written in the past about the “celebrity sex pass”.

This is an agreement between a couple in a relationship that should they meet the celebrity of their dreams, and have the opportunity to sleep with said celebrity, that they can do so with the permission of the other partner in their relationship. No questions asked.

Back when I originally wrote that piece it was Beyonce who was on the list and I think my wife had Simon Baker from The Mentalist on hers.

But times change and before that various people had been on my list.

Emma Bunton (Baby spice)

Anna Friel (Chuck from Pushing Daisies)

Kelly Brook (model and general celebrity)

This last one got a little bit interesting once, as I actually bumped into her as we were both boarding a train in London

Kelly was not wearing this outfit on the train

Now anyone who knows me knows that I do NOT have any smart line in chat up banter.

Imagine Raj from the Big Bang Theory in his “I can’t speak to women without a drink” phase and go further.

However, Kelly’s on the list so I’ve got to do something.