If you have to explain how to say your child’s name you’ve done them a disservice

I caught sight of a discussion on a Facebook group recently with the title “Any suggestions for unusual girls names please?”

My initial reaction was to reply with “What about Calgon, Mooncup, or Donald?”, but given I was logged in to Facebook with my wife’s account I thought better of it.

So I just decided to look through the comments and see what had been suggested.